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Posted on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 by meigler
This is really hard for me because as a few of you have pointed out, I like to chat.
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Posted on Wednesday, September 01, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Tuesday, August 31, 2010 by meigler
Doug just called again, literally for the 15th time today.
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Posted on Monday, August 30, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Sunday, August 29, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Saturday, August 28, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, August 27, 2010 by meigler
To survive, a good marriage has to be like Lycra. It’s got to have a lotta give.
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Posted on Thursday, August 26, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Monday, August 23, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Sunday, August 22, 2010 by meigler
People who’d been blogging for awhile told me that eventually that I’d find my “voice”.
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Posted on Saturday, August 21, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, August 20, 2010 by meigler
Gizmo is home!
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Posted on Thursday, August 19, 2010 by meigler
Here's an update for those who might be interested.
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2010 by meigler
I don't even know what to say.
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Posted on Saturday, August 14, 2010 by meigler
I've been away a while, but I'm almost home. I'll try to get you all caught up. In the meantime, take a look at this lovely couple.
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Posted on Monday, August 02, 2010 by meigler
“Oh shit.” was all he said in a somber tone.
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Posted on Friday, July 30, 2010 by meigler
Also, I vowed that Doug would never see me go struggle with this.
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Posted on Thursday, July 29, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 by meigler
I’ve never in my life withheld sex to get something I wanted, but I think it may just take that to get his attention.
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Posted on Monday, July 26, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Sunday, July 25, 2010 by meigler
I don’t think she’s been on PBS yet, but I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.
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Posted on Saturday, July 24, 2010 by meigler
She can just suck all the happiness out of a person.
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Posted on Friday, July 23, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, July 22, 2010 by meigler
How can I prevent it happening again if I have no idea what caused it in the beginning?
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Posted on Wednesday, July 21, 2010 by meigler
I feel like Tom Hanks in Cast Away, sans Wilson.
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Posted on Tuesday, July 20, 2010 by meigler
Sexy it is not. Don’t expect a lot of action.
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Posted on Sunday, July 18, 2010 by meigler
I just noticed this guy backside is nekkid!
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Posted on Saturday, July 17, 2010 by meigler
I’d pay for my stupidity.
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Posted on Friday, July 16, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, July 15, 2010 by meigler
All this Mel Gibson BS made me remember someone I’ve not thought of for 30 years.
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Posted on Tuesday, July 13, 2010 by meigler
What’s sad is that probably after this trip my beloved frock will probably never see the light of day again.
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Posted on Monday, July 12, 2010 by meigler
Mr. Billy Bob Jumpback, his wife Mrs. Billy and son Lil Billy traveled all night to get to the festival only to discover that tragically, there was no Best Mullet contest this year.
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Posted on Saturday, July 10, 2010 by meigler
I think this sign should be posted in all boy’s gym locker rooms and for that matter all men’s restrooms worldwide.
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Posted on Friday, July 09, 2010 by meigler
“Did you really think mom was going to go along with this?
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Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 by meigler
A cocktail dress and both feet in a splint just wouldn’t work, unless of course I was willing to do crutches too.
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Posted on Tuesday, July 06, 2010 by meigler
I’ve got to stop this. I may have nightmares.
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Posted on Monday, July 05, 2010 by meigler
I know I won’t advocate any position that requires a person to be double jointed or do home renovation.
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Posted on Saturday, July 03, 2010 by meigler
However, there’s always the pool; but that can be dicey until the kids are in bed; and almost impossible in a public pool.
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Posted on Friday, July 02, 2010 by meigler
I grabbed leashes, he the car keys. We each had our phones and went different ways, which at this point was a good idea.
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Posted on Thursday, July 01, 2010 by meigler
The barf bags, as always are free.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 30, 2010 by meigler
So no cohabitating ice cream and soda for me please.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 29, 2010 by meigler
She was from a place where if you went you never got 1 day older.
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Posted on Monday, June 28, 2010 by meigler
Doug calls them “Fred Flintstone toes”.
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Posted on Sunday, June 27, 2010 by meigler
He knew that he shouldn’t; but he did it anyway, lured by the memories of how good it used to be.
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Posted on Saturday, June 26, 2010 by meigler
As a public service I’ve decided that I will no longer attempt to work in 3-D.
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Posted on Friday, June 25, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, June 24, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Wednesday, June 23, 2010 by meigler
Apparently back then I’d been taken over by an alien who had a really pissy attitude.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 22, 2010 by meigler
I apologize to her for yelling while quickly ushering her outside lest anything else vile come spewing out.
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Posted on Monday, June 21, 2010 by meigler
I was going to do Doug to do this; but he won’t get rid of his mustache for a base photo. What a killjoy.
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Posted on Sunday, June 20, 2010 by meigler
This probably explains my fascination today with all human anomalies--the spider women, the tree man, etc.
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Posted on Saturday, June 19, 2010 by meigler
Well, at least we of the female persuasion don’t usually have to contend with swamp-ass.
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Posted on Friday, June 18, 2010 by meigler
Some were big and some were small, and some were so tiny you could barely see them at all. (That kinda sounds like a Dr. Seuss book for grownups.)
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Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2010 by meigler
It seems that someone forwarded my photo from the Jack-in-the Box drive thru to Dr. Oz and now I’m on his hit list.
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Posted on Wednesday, June 16, 2010 by meigler
He says real men don’t say pee
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Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 by meigler
Well, at least he tried to wash his hands
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Posted on Tuesday, June 15, 2010 by meigler
On the plus side though, that Christmas I did receive a lovely letter opener made from a piece of bamboo.
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Posted on Monday, June 14, 2010 by meigler
Then the four of us split 1. Yes, 1! Brett and Amanda each got 1 Mickey ear, then Doug and I split the rest.
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Posted on Sunday, June 13, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Saturday, June 12, 2010 by meigler
I’m kinda like her now; but these days whenever I say what I really think people get pissed at me.
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Posted on Friday, June 11, 2010 by meigler
Looking straight ahead while driving a taxi not required in Mexico I realized.
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Posted on Thursday, June 10, 2010 by meigler
Now, after seeing that, I assumed that all male turtles had really good taste...
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Posted on Wednesday, June 09, 2010 by meigler
Maybe she’s channeling the Church Lady from SNL.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 by meigler
Now that's he's adopted his new Amish lifestyle...
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Posted on Tuesday, June 08, 2010 by meigler
I don’t know many people who have access to boats at night.
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Posted on Monday, June 07, 2010 by meigler
“You made her look like a hooker!” he bellowed.
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Posted on Sunday, June 06, 2010 by meigler
I was tempted to come back out and throw a bucket of water on the old witch and be done with it.
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Posted on Saturday, June 05, 2010 by meigler
I just don’t believe that chanting is in Doug’s skill set; nor would he want to learn it. A little too touchy-feely for him I’m sure.
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Posted on Friday, June 04, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, June 03, 2010 by meigler
My mom thought that if she stayed at a hotel that didn’t have room service she was camping.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 01, 2010 by meigler
(Thank God I had on decent undies under my sundress.)
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Posted on Sunday, May 30, 2010 by meigler
Now, some 35 years later, the boob is on the other foot.
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Posted on Saturday, May 29, 2010 by meigler
Today I thought it’d be great to just post something that would give everyone a warm feeling and put a smile on their face.
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Posted on Friday, May 28, 2010 by meigler
At least they got some of them right
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Posted on Thursday, May 27, 2010 by meigler
Mom looked at me with her flushed face and her shirt stuck to her and said “Someday you will.”
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Posted on Wednesday, May 26, 2010 by meigler
According to her, 93% of married women do this.
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Posted on Tuesday, May 25, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Sunday, May 23, 2010 by meigler
His words were very formulaic. Maybe they found him at Ministers R Us.com.
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Posted on Friday, May 21, 2010 by meigler
I was actually told last weekend I was a “foster failure”, AKA big heart, little brain.
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Posted on Thursday, May 20, 2010 by meigler
My guess is that something else is afoot at her Hooter’s.
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Posted on Tuesday, May 18, 2010 by meigler
Of course Betty had a room in her house that had white carpeting. I had to move the velvet ropes aside to enter then sit up perfectly straight on the edge of cushion while she and the Queen had tea. (I wasn’t allowed any drinks in that room).
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Posted on Monday, May 17, 2010 by meigler
It looks a lot more like some fake fur you’d buy at Walmart to make your kiddo into a caveman for Halloween.
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Posted on Saturday, May 15, 2010 by meigler
How’s that for bizarre?
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Posted on Friday, May 14, 2010 by meigler
Of course, I use the word zealot in only the nicest way.
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Posted on Wednesday, May 12, 2010 by meigler
I don’t think I’m going to bother with champagne and strawberries tonight.
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Posted on Tuesday, May 11, 2010 by meigler
As soon as I’d said it I had a sinking feeling.
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Posted on Monday, May 10, 2010 by meigler
Of course, there are even those folks that accept encourage their dogs to French kiss them.
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Posted on Sunday, May 09, 2010 by meigler
Just an simple acknowledgment of the sleepless nights when I stayed up late finishing the diorama of the Alamo or finishing the rings of Saturn so mobile of the solar system could be turned in on time.
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Posted on Saturday, May 08, 2010 by meigler
Are we doomed to get ornery when we get old?
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Posted on Thursday, May 06, 2010 by meigler
To say we were disappointed would be like saying the Titanic had a small leak.
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Posted on Wednesday, May 05, 2010 by meigler
It isn’t even that I always wind up stuck behind a woman as loud as Ethel Merman talking on her cell phone telling her friend in infinite detail about how the doctor drained her carbuncle.
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Posted on Tuesday, May 04, 2010 by meigler
I don’t remember exactly how old he was, but he was old enough to fill his own bottle from the milk carton, screw the top back on, then kick back watching cartoons.
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Posted on Monday, May 03, 2010 by meigler
The point is, if he had these things when we met, he made sure that I never knew about them; as it should be I think. At least a smidgen of mystery is a good thing.
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Posted on Saturday, May 01, 2010 by meigler
I mean I know hookers do it, but they’re there to make money.
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Posted on Friday, April 30, 2010 by meigler
That could be very interesting and yet potentially quite disturbing at the same time.
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Posted on Thursday, April 29, 2010 by meigler
Then you must calculate the square root of the angle of the moonbeam reflecting off the pinky toe of the virgin just as she’s pushed into the volcano somewhere in Indonesia.
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Posted on Wednesday, April 28, 2010 by meigler
He was just thrilled to be leaving his monastic lifestyle behind.
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Posted on Monday, April 26, 2010 by meigler
The razor slipped in my hand and I cut the wazoo out of my leg.
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Posted on Sunday, April 25, 2010 by meigler
Thank God I was prepared and wore a pair of Astro-nut approved industrial strength Depends.
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Posted on Friday, April 23, 2010 by meigler
It’s true that I’m in therapy now, but contrary to emailed suggestions, I won’t be seeking help for my “problem”.
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Posted on Thursday, April 22, 2010 by meigler
They’d both really like to believe that either the stork brought them or they were found in a cabbage patch.
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Posted on Tuesday, April 20, 2010 by meigler
Tonight’s gourmet meal of cold ravioli out of the can just wasn’t as good as I’d remembered.
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Posted on Monday, April 19, 2010 by meigler
If the airlines figure that out what’s next? Will they demand that people fly naked?
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Posted on Sunday, April 18, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, April 16, 2010 by meigler
I'm not yet used to our new Amish lifestyle.
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Posted on Thursday, April 15, 2010 by meigler
It’s amazing just how much you can miss something as simple as goulash.
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Posted on Wednesday, April 14, 2010 by meigler
These days, I’d just be thrilled if I didn’t look like I should be in a National Geographic film.
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Posted on Tuesday, April 13, 2010 by meigler
“I’ve seen many people who’ve had to deal with far less who’ve had nervous breakdowns” he said. I took it as a compliment.
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Posted on Monday, April 12, 2010 by meigler
Dixie played an outspoken, educated, Southern woman who always spoke her mind, consequences be damned. (Occasionally that attitude bit her in the backside).
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Posted on Saturday, April 10, 2010 by meigler
When we moved in we had no couches at all, having deemed the old ones too shabby too move.
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Posted on Wednesday, April 07, 2010 by meigler
When I’m in a stall with a self-flushing toilet I always feel like I’m playing Beat the Clock. I hate that.
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Posted on Monday, April 05, 2010 by meigler
I must say that my miracle seems to have come with a price; I’m sick. I think I caught kennel cough from our pack.
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Posted on Friday, April 02, 2010 by meigler
I always asked why they only put one wire egg dipper in each box. (I wasn't big on waiting my turn back then).
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Posted on Wednesday, March 31, 2010 by meigler
Doug said the only way he’d spend that much on a mattress is if he was guaranteed he was going to get lucky every night.
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Posted on Tuesday, March 30, 2010 by meigler
Now that we’ve all traveled back down that fun road again for a bit, does a patchy memory from Menopause really seem like such a big deal today?
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Posted on Sunday, March 28, 2010 by meigler
Cats are sneaky.
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Posted on Friday, March 26, 2010 by meigler
Before he left the room the hooked up thin wires to some of the needles. (I thought of John Coffey in The Green Mile).
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Posted on Wednesday, March 24, 2010 by meigler
Gardening means shears and other sharp things, thorns, and all sorts of chemicals or unpleasant little critters that personally I wouldn’t want that close to my lady parts.
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Posted on Tuesday, March 23, 2010 by meigler
When you hear the network break into regular programming for a special report you’ll know either we got our house or Tiger Woods got caught with his pants down again.
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Posted on Sunday, March 21, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, March 19, 2010 by meigler
The only problem I can see is that I would have to develop a toxic fume containment system for Doug’s noxious emissions.
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Posted on Thursday, March 18, 2010 by meigler
Then I saw that I had I over 60 bites on my legs. Doug of course, had none. That bastard!
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Posted on Tuesday, March 16, 2010 by meigler
Then I leaned over, made a fist and pounded on the door next to ours like my life depended on it.
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Posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 by meigler
When we got back to the house Brett was kind enough to point out that I had actually worn two different colors of Crocs flip-flops to lunch.
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Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 by meigler
Apparently I was quite a sight wearing an old jacket, wrapped in a blanket, sitting on the concrete, surrounded by an eclectic mix of canines. I think I heard the word “prisonesque”.
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Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 by meigler
Please send any spare positive vibes or energy you’ve got just laying around and don’t need right now. I can really put them to good use.
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Posted on Friday, March 05, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 by meigler
“I like having my picture taken about as much as I like getting a Pap smear!"
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Posted on Monday, March 01, 2010 by meigler
I’m open to any and all suggestions. Please send them along ASAP before Doug grinds his molars completely into dust.
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Posted on Saturday, February 27, 2010 by meigler
I think now he charges $25. This trip is so worth it.
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Posted on Friday, February 26, 2010 by meigler
After the first two minutes though, I decided that the benefit to my heart wasn’t worth the damage to my ta-tas.
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 by meigler
After the 4th yell, he made it out from the east wing of our house. (Like our house is that big).
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Posted on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 by meigler
I was half expecting for the scale to start to smoke or scream “Get off! Get off now!”
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Posted on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 by meigler
Thank God the big guys are usually gentle giants and are dismissive of the crazy acting little guys.
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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 by meigler
Something needs to change before I wind up with bars on my windows and a husband named Shelia.
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Posted on Sunday, February 21, 2010 by meigler
Remember shoes with hard soles and using skate keys?
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Posted on Saturday, February 20, 2010 by meigler
These photos and captions were published in a magazine in 1938. At the time, they weren’t supposed to be funny.
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Posted on Friday, February 19, 2010 by meigler
I’m afraid I might have to insist that he be chipped with a Lo-Jack.
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Posted on Thursday, February 18, 2010 by meigler
It looks like he’s being “goosed”; or perhaps the more accurate term would be “pelicaned.”
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Posted on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 by meigler
Luckily no one tried to take that bottle from me. (They would have met with a most unpleasant end.)
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Posted on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 by meigler
All of a sudden the door came open and there was a couple in there- an undressed couple.
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Posted on Monday, February 15, 2010 by meigler
All the girls came as hookers and all the guys as pimps.
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Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 by meigler
I think we’re about to go to lunch then coming back to clean the house, then mop all the tile. How could anything else be more romantic than that?
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Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 by meigler
When she was done I looked like the love child of Roseanne Rosanna Danna.
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Posted on Friday, February 12, 2010 by meigler
I looked down the other day and noticed that my boobs looked like they were leading an expedition to the South pole.
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Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 by meigler
Sadly, if I wore this right now I’d have a striking resemblance to a ham.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 by meigler
Since I’m currently in mid-spat with Doug I probably shouldn’t answer this question right now.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 by meigler
Please forward this to the Voodoo Priestess Michele. She has apparently deemed it necessary to put a curse or spell on her long suffering husband.
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Posted on Monday, February 08, 2010 by meigler
I remember being carried on stranger’s shoulders down “The Drag” AKA Guadalupe street after the game. (I was smaller then).
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Posted on Sunday, February 07, 2010 by meigler
Why is it just so damn easy to procrastinate?
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Posted on Saturday, February 06, 2010 by meigler
You just never know; my mom might’ve had the urge to “massage her gums” and not be at home.
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Posted on Friday, February 05, 2010 by meigler
I just hope I croak at a temperate time of year.
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Posted on Thursday, February 04, 2010 by meigler
So Doug started climbing into the heart of darkness AKA the garage, trying to find Blondie.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 by meigler
Perhaps she thought after I painted her child's face, I was going to guess her weight.
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Posted on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 by meigler
“No sweetie- that’s daddy’s dolly. You can’t play with it.”
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Posted on Monday, February 01, 2010 by meigler
I don’t actually know anybody who buys junk food at the movies.
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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 by meigler
Sad but true that I can relate all too well to the caption.
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Posted on Friday, January 29, 2010 by meigler
I guess if a guy has moobs, he also might also have heavage.
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Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010 by meigler
By the time I’m finally allowed to throw a pair of his undies away, they look like they’ve been through a wood chipper or attacked by plague of boll weevils.
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Posted on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 by meigler
My house is still a mess and I still look like I’m wearing a pair of jodhpurs, which I’m sad to say that I’m not.
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Posted on Monday, January 25, 2010 by meigler
Just why are we holding so tightly to things we rarely even see, much less use?
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Posted on Sunday, January 24, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, January 22, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, January 21, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Wednesday, January 20, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Tuesday, January 19, 2010 by meigler
Cookie dough is just behind birthday cake, which is my kryptonite.
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Posted on Monday, January 18, 2010 by meigler
I was asked this- “Is he a serial killer?” I said no. The guy then said- “He’ll be fine.”
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Posted on Sunday, January 17, 2010 by meigler
Maybe he was channeling Ozzie Nelson at that moment.
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Posted on Saturday, January 16, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, January 15, 2010 by meigler
What I’m not sure of is how someone who hasn’t read the book would feel about the movie.
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Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 by meigler
I suppose I'm not very cerebral.
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Posted on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 by meigler
I took my first trip by airplane when I was 9 years old. In short, everybody worked and played well with others. I don’t believe it would’ve occurred to anyone to act any other way.
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Posted on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Monday, January 11, 2010 by meigler
Looking back I wonder if I’ve always been drawn to the “bad boy”. I’m a southern girl who married a Yankee from New Jersey, Does that count?
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Posted on Sunday, January 10, 2010 by meigler
Do you think the “King” is creepy, or is it just me?
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Posted on Saturday, January 09, 2010 by meigler
I could get really fresh for $7,000.
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Posted on Friday, January 08, 2010 by meigler
Going out in only a hospital gown in January in Pennsylvania? Mensa won’t be knocking on his door anytime soon.
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Posted on Thursday, January 07, 2010 by meigler
Any of you cat people have a good idea for me?
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Posted on Wednesday, January 06, 2010 by meigler
According to the a study quoted on the Today show this morning, marriage makes you fat.
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Posted on Tuesday, January 05, 2010 by meigler
I tease Doug about watching Maury. I can almost see the brain cells dribbling out of his ears while he sits there transfixed.
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Posted on Monday, January 04, 2010 by meigler
I think I’ll wait til I'm totally gray then really go for it. I could be a blue hair; but not that little old lady blue hair ( that's not really supposed to look blue), but BLUE! Electric blue.
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Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2010 by meigler
only 11 percent of the 493 respondents said their long-term relationships started that way.
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Posted on Saturday, January 02, 2010 by meigler
According to the folks at stickk.com, you’re 3x more likely to keep a resolution if you put money on it.
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Posted on Friday, January 01, 2010 by meigler
I know I should, but I can’t care about the purple algae that grows under the big toe of the red crested booby that nests on tropical rocks in El Nino years on an atoll somewhere in the Pacific.
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Posted on Friday, January 01, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 by meigler
As I've gotten older, I've noticed my patience for being around inebriated folks is dwindling. The last time I was around a drunk, Doug and I were invited to a swinger's club in San Antonio.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 30, 2009 by meigler
So this is the the day. Grab ahold and say goodbye to bad karma. Dump the BS that’s been holding you back.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 by meigler
My daughter Amanda says I’m the most vain person in the world. She bases this on the fact that I am neurotic about the random hairs that grow at the speed of light from my chin.
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Posted on Monday, December 28, 2009 by meigler
If I tried to sext anyone, my phone would start to self-destruct ala Mission Impossible.
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Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 by meigler
I wonder just what percentage of advertising the first two weeks of the new year will be for weight loss? My favorites though are the bizarre electronic gizmos that make the adipose tissue magically melt away while you sleep….if only.
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Posted on Saturday, December 26, 2009 by meigler
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Posted on Saturday, December 26, 2009 by meigler
Evelyn was laughing so hard, root beer shot out her nose. I’d never seen her husband, Ken laugh so much- ever.
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Posted on Friday, December 25, 2009 by meigler
You even get to pick out your own geezer name. I’m BodaciousGeezerette.
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Posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 by meigler
I’m sorry I’ve been such a bummer.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 by meigler
When I get really down, there's always a furry head that needs petting.
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Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 by meigler
I've heard that some people like to clean while naked. Are they afraid of getting bleach on their clothes? Wouldn't they be more afraid of getting bleach on their skin? Am I missing something here?
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Posted on Sunday, December 20, 2009 by meigler
Doug has this anomaly, that makes it impossible for him to get gas until the last gas molecule in the tank has been burned.
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Posted on Saturday, December 19, 2009 by meigler
Now, in a galaxy far, far away, just like the pod people in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, I’ve become one of them- a coupon person.
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Posted on Friday, December 18, 2009 by meigler
I wanted a trip for the holidays, but not like this.
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Posted on Thursday, December 17, 2009 by meigler
Brett let me know he was coming by firing a warning shot across my pelvis at 1 a.m.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 16, 2009 by meigler
I'm just a little behind.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 by meigler
This is so good it's sinful.
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Posted on Monday, December 14, 2009 by meigler
Ladies, have you ever received something red, black and lacy from Frederick's of Hollywood or Victoria's Secret for Christmas?
I have.
It's true that it was in a box that had my name on it on it. However, make no mistake. It was a gift for him.
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Posted on Sunday, December 13, 2009 by meigler
I’m talking about the Sunday morning talk/public affair shows.
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Posted on Saturday, December 12, 2009 by meigler
Do all men have a learning disability when it comes to their wife?
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Posted on Saturday, December 12, 2009 by meigler
Does everybody get so reflective on their birthday?
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Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 by meigler
Maybe they should think about getting cable.
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Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 by meigler
Would somebody else please just go do something else newsworthy? Please.
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Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 by meigler
The parents of my best friend in high school always put up an aluminum tree, with blue balls. It was the 60’s. Her mom thought it was fabulous.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 by meigler
A satirical look at regifting.
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Posted on Sunday, December 06, 2009 by meigler
Lucky for me the rest of me is healthy (my insides, that is). I’ve thought perhaps of just wrapping myself with a giant roll of bubble wrap every day. However, I fear when I sit down it would sound like a gangland massacre. I’ve even considered hanging tires all the way around me like on a tug boat, but then I’d be too big to sit on the furniture or in the car. Just what’s a middle-aged klutzy woman to do?
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Posted on Saturday, December 05, 2009 by meigler
A satirical look at Spanx.
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Posted on Friday, December 04, 2009 by meigler
A satirical look at a snow day in Houston.
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 by meigler
You don't have to lose it if you just keep using it.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 by meigler
This is the story of a small dog with a big attitude.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 by meigler
My view on the overexposure of two headlines stories that are way past their prime.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 by meigler
This is a satirical look at how the view of pregnant bellies and maternity fashion has changed over the years.
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