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Posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 by meigler
When we got back to the house Brett was kind enough to point out that I had actually worn two different colors of Crocs flip-flops to lunch.
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Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 by meigler
Apparently I was quite a sight wearing an old jacket, wrapped in a blanket, sitting on the concrete, surrounded by an eclectic mix of canines. I think I heard the word “prisonesque”.
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Posted on Sunday, March 07, 2010 by meigler
Please send any spare positive vibes or energy you’ve got just laying around and don’t need right now. I can really put them to good use.
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Posted on Friday, March 05, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Wednesday, March 03, 2010 by meigler
“I like having my picture taken about as much as I like getting a Pap smear!"
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Posted on Monday, March 01, 2010 by meigler
I’m open to any and all suggestions. Please send them along ASAP before Doug grinds his molars completely into dust.
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Posted on Saturday, February 27, 2010 by meigler
I think now he charges $25. This trip is so worth it.
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Posted on Friday, February 26, 2010 by meigler
After the first two minutes though, I decided that the benefit to my heart wasn’t worth the damage to my ta-tas.
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Posted on Thursday, February 25, 2010 by meigler
After the 4th yell, he made it out from the east wing of our house. (Like our house is that big).
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Posted on Wednesday, February 24, 2010 by meigler
I was half expecting for the scale to start to smoke or scream “Get off! Get off now!”
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Posted on Tuesday, February 23, 2010 by meigler
Thank God the big guys are usually gentle giants and are dismissive of the crazy acting little guys.
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Posted on Monday, February 22, 2010 by meigler
Something needs to change before I wind up with bars on my windows and a husband named Shelia.
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Posted on Sunday, February 21, 2010 by meigler
Remember shoes with hard soles and using skate keys?
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Posted on Saturday, February 20, 2010 by meigler
These photos and captions were published in a magazine in 1938. At the time, they weren’t supposed to be funny.
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Posted on Friday, February 19, 2010 by meigler
I’m afraid I might have to insist that he be chipped with a Lo-Jack.
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Posted on Thursday, February 18, 2010 by meigler
It looks like he’s being “goosed”; or perhaps the more accurate term would be “pelicaned.”
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Posted on Wednesday, February 17, 2010 by meigler
Luckily no one tried to take that bottle from me. (They would have met with a most unpleasant end.)
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Posted on Tuesday, February 16, 2010 by meigler
All of a sudden the door came open and there was a couple in there- an undressed couple.
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Posted on Monday, February 15, 2010 by meigler
All the girls came as hookers and all the guys as pimps.
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Posted on Sunday, February 14, 2010 by meigler
I think we’re about to go to lunch then coming back to clean the house, then mop all the tile. How could anything else be more romantic than that?
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Posted on Saturday, February 13, 2010 by meigler
When she was done I looked like the love child of Roseanne Rosanna Danna.
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Posted on Friday, February 12, 2010 by meigler
I looked down the other day and noticed that my boobs looked like they were leading an expedition to the South pole.
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Posted on Thursday, February 11, 2010 by meigler
Sadly, if I wore this right now I’d have a striking resemblance to a ham.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 by meigler
Since I’m currently in mid-spat with Doug I probably shouldn’t answer this question right now.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 10, 2010 by meigler
Please forward this to the Voodoo Priestess Michele. She has apparently deemed it necessary to put a curse or spell on her long suffering husband.
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Posted on Monday, February 08, 2010 by meigler
I remember being carried on stranger’s shoulders down “The Drag” AKA Guadalupe street after the game. (I was smaller then).
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Posted on Sunday, February 07, 2010 by meigler
Why is it just so damn easy to procrastinate?
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Posted on Saturday, February 06, 2010 by meigler
You just never know; my mom might’ve had the urge to “massage her gums” and not be at home.
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Posted on Friday, February 05, 2010 by meigler
I just hope I croak at a temperate time of year.
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Posted on Thursday, February 04, 2010 by meigler
So Doug started climbing into the heart of darkness AKA the garage, trying to find Blondie.
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Posted on Wednesday, February 03, 2010 by meigler
Perhaps she thought after I painted her child's face, I was going to guess her weight.
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Posted on Tuesday, February 02, 2010 by meigler
“No sweetie- that’s daddy’s dolly. You can’t play with it.”
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Posted on Monday, February 01, 2010 by meigler
I don’t actually know anybody who buys junk food at the movies.
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Posted on Saturday, January 30, 2010 by meigler
Sad but true that I can relate all too well to the caption.
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Posted on Friday, January 29, 2010 by meigler
I guess if a guy has moobs, he also might also have heavage.
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Posted on Thursday, January 28, 2010 by meigler
By the time I’m finally allowed to throw a pair of his undies away, they look like they’ve been through a wood chipper or attacked by plague of boll weevils.
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Posted on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 by meigler
My house is still a mess and I still look like I’m wearing a pair of jodhpurs, which I’m sad to say that I’m not.
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Posted on Monday, January 25, 2010 by meigler
Just why are we holding so tightly to things we rarely even see, much less use?
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Posted on Sunday, January 24, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, January 22, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, January 21, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Wednesday, January 20, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Tuesday, January 19, 2010 by meigler
Cookie dough is just behind birthday cake, which is my kryptonite.
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Posted on Monday, January 18, 2010 by meigler
I was asked this- “Is he a serial killer?” I said no. The guy then said- “He’ll be fine.”
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Posted on Sunday, January 17, 2010 by meigler
Maybe he was channeling Ozzie Nelson at that moment.
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Posted on Saturday, January 16, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Friday, January 15, 2010 by meigler
What I’m not sure of is how someone who hasn’t read the book would feel about the movie.
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Posted on Thursday, January 14, 2010 by meigler
I suppose I'm not very cerebral.
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Posted on Wednesday, January 13, 2010 by meigler
I took my first trip by airplane when I was 9 years old. In short, everybody worked and played well with others. I don’t believe it would’ve occurred to anyone to act any other way.
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Posted on Tuesday, January 12, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Monday, January 11, 2010 by meigler
Looking back I wonder if I’ve always been drawn to the “bad boy”. I’m a southern girl who married a Yankee from New Jersey, Does that count?
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Posted on Sunday, January 10, 2010 by meigler
Do you think the “King” is creepy, or is it just me?
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Posted on Saturday, January 09, 2010 by meigler
I could get really fresh for $7,000.
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Posted on Friday, January 08, 2010 by meigler
Going out in only a hospital gown in January in Pennsylvania? Mensa won’t be knocking on his door anytime soon.
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Posted on Thursday, January 07, 2010 by meigler
Any of you cat people have a good idea for me?
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Posted on Wednesday, January 06, 2010 by meigler
According to the a study quoted on the Today show this morning, marriage makes you fat.
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Posted on Tuesday, January 05, 2010 by meigler
I tease Doug about watching Maury. I can almost see the brain cells dribbling out of his ears while he sits there transfixed.
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Posted on Monday, January 04, 2010 by meigler
I think I’ll wait til I'm totally gray then really go for it. I could be a blue hair; but not that little old lady blue hair ( that's not really supposed to look blue), but BLUE! Electric blue.
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Posted on Sunday, January 03, 2010 by meigler
only 11 percent of the 493 respondents said their long-term relationships started that way.
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Posted on Saturday, January 02, 2010 by meigler
According to the folks at stickk.com, you’re 3x more likely to keep a resolution if you put money on it.
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Posted on Friday, January 01, 2010 by meigler
I know I should, but I can’t care about the purple algae that grows under the big toe of the red crested booby that nests on tropical rocks in El Nino years on an atoll somewhere in the Pacific.
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Posted on Friday, January 01, 2010 by meigler
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Posted on Thursday, December 31, 2009 by meigler
As I've gotten older, I've noticed my patience for being around inebriated folks is dwindling. The last time I was around a drunk, Doug and I were invited to a swinger's club in San Antonio.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 30, 2009 by meigler
So this is the the day. Grab ahold and say goodbye to bad karma. Dump the BS that’s been holding you back.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 29, 2009 by meigler
My daughter Amanda says I’m the most vain person in the world. She bases this on the fact that I am neurotic about the random hairs that grow at the speed of light from my chin.
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Posted on Monday, December 28, 2009 by meigler
If I tried to sext anyone, my phone would start to self-destruct ala Mission Impossible.
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Posted on Sunday, December 27, 2009 by meigler
I wonder just what percentage of advertising the first two weeks of the new year will be for weight loss? My favorites though are the bizarre electronic gizmos that make the adipose tissue magically melt away while you sleep….if only.
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Posted on Saturday, December 26, 2009 by meigler
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Posted on Saturday, December 26, 2009 by meigler
Evelyn was laughing so hard, root beer shot out her nose. I’d never seen her husband, Ken laugh so much- ever.
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Posted on Friday, December 25, 2009 by meigler
You even get to pick out your own geezer name. I’m BodaciousGeezerette.
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Posted on Thursday, December 24, 2009 by meigler
I’m sorry I’ve been such a bummer.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 by meigler
When I get really down, there's always a furry head that needs petting.
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Posted on Monday, December 21, 2009 by meigler
I've heard that some people like to clean while naked. Are they afraid of getting bleach on their clothes? Wouldn't they be more afraid of getting bleach on their skin? Am I missing something here?
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Posted on Sunday, December 20, 2009 by meigler
Doug has this anomaly, that makes it impossible for him to get gas until the last gas molecule in the tank has been burned.
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Posted on Saturday, December 19, 2009 by meigler
Now, in a galaxy far, far away, just like the pod people in Invasion of the Body Snatchers, I’ve become one of them- a coupon person.
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Posted on Friday, December 18, 2009 by meigler
I wanted a trip for the holidays, but not like this.
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Posted on Thursday, December 17, 2009 by meigler
Brett let me know he was coming by firing a warning shot across my pelvis at 1 a.m.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 16, 2009 by meigler
I'm just a little behind.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 15, 2009 by meigler
This is so good it's sinful.
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Posted on Monday, December 14, 2009 by meigler
Ladies, have you ever received something red, black and lacy from Frederick's of Hollywood or Victoria's Secret for Christmas?
I have.
It's true that it was in a box that had my name on it on it. However, make no mistake. It was a gift for him.
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Posted on Sunday, December 13, 2009 by meigler
I’m talking about the Sunday morning talk/public affair shows.
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Posted on Saturday, December 12, 2009 by meigler
Do all men have a learning disability when it comes to their wife?
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Posted on Saturday, December 12, 2009 by meigler
Does everybody get so reflective on their birthday?
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Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 by meigler
Maybe they should think about getting cable.
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Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 by meigler
Would somebody else please just go do something else newsworthy? Please.
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Posted on Thursday, December 10, 2009 by meigler
The parents of my best friend in high school always put up an aluminum tree, with blue balls. It was the 60’s. Her mom thought it was fabulous.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 09, 2009 by meigler
A satirical look at regifting.
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Posted on Sunday, December 06, 2009 by meigler
Lucky for me the rest of me is healthy (my insides, that is). I’ve thought perhaps of just wrapping myself with a giant roll of bubble wrap every day. However, I fear when I sit down it would sound like a gangland massacre. I’ve even considered hanging tires all the way around me like on a tug boat, but then I’d be too big to sit on the furniture or in the car. Just what’s a middle-aged klutzy woman to do?
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Posted on Saturday, December 05, 2009 by meigler
A satirical look at Spanx.
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Posted on Friday, December 04, 2009 by meigler
A satirical look at a snow day in Houston.
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Posted on Thursday, December 03, 2009 by meigler
You don't have to lose it if you just keep using it.
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Posted on Wednesday, December 02, 2009 by meigler
This is the story of a small dog with a big attitude.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 by meigler
My view on the overexposure of two headlines stories that are way past their prime.
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Posted on Tuesday, December 01, 2009 by meigler
This is a satirical look at how the view of pregnant bellies and maternity fashion has changed over the years.
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