The Moral of Auntie Sharon *
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get
their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
Ashley said, ‘My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on
the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and
all the eggs got broken.’
‘What’s the morale of that story?’ asked the teacher.
‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!’
‘Very good,’ said the teacher.
Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, ‘Our family are
farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we
had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live
chicks, and the moral to this story is, ‘Don’t count your chickens
before they’re hatched’.’
‘That was a fine story Sarah.’
Michael, do you have a story to share?’
‘Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty
Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her
plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t break and
then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.
She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out
of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade
broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.’
‘Good heavens,’ said the horrified teacher, ‘what kind of moral
did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?’
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‘Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she’s been drinking.’
Heh, heh, heh, hubby and I are still laughing. Thanks.
Where do you find these, they are so good. Just wish I can remember them so I can make some one else laugh.
Love love love that last one! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!
Love it! Don’t ever stop posting these. If you go on vacation, please, please, please, leave some that will automatically come out daily.
anir