Bob’s greatest
achievement was his brood of six children. In fact, he was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife “Mother of Six”, despite her continual objections.
One night at a cocktail party, Bob decided it was time to go home and shouted across the room, “Shall we go home, Mother of Six?”
His irritated wife hollered back, “Any time you’re ready, Father of Four.”
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A man wakes up his wife during the night with a glass of water in one hand and two aspirins in the other. She asks, “What’s this for?”
“This is for your headache,” he says.
She says, “But I don’t have a headache.”
He smiles and says, “Gotcha!”
Joe said, “Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females.”
“How could you tell them apart, Joe?” asked Charlie.
Joe replied, “That was easy. The 3 males were sitting on a case of beer and the 2 females were on the phone.”
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
“Listen to this,” he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. “It says I’m energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover.”
“Yeah,” his wife nodded, “and it has your weight wrong, too.”
As usual, they’re great!
As usual, funny stuff!
Right out of the park this morning!
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