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Five Top Things to Do the First Day You’re Unemployed

1. Cry. You’re entitled.

2. Burn your old employee’s manual.

3. Call five friends who will listen to you to use swear words about your boss, prospects, God, etc. without feeling the need to put things into perspective.

4. Listen to Tchaikovsky’s last symphony, “The Symphony No. 6 in B minor, Pathétique, Op. 74”, first and fourth movements especially, while burning candles and sipping wine.

5. Do NOT start your search for a new job, read your work-related emails or do anything else even vaguely productive. It can wait until tomorrow. Really.

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  1. sammees sammees says

    Think how lucky you really are. Why work for someone who would actually lay you off. Wash your hands, and head for the nearest Starbucks for a really fattenening latte.Celebrate your freedom and enjoy yourself. Tomorrow is always waiting to begin something new.

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    • Carol Orsborn Carol Orsborn says

      Amen!  Only edit I’d make:  the skinny lattes are delicious, too.

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    • Generic Image jane ann says

      I was laid off a few months ago.  At the time of the layoff, my boss said, “Maybe we can have you come back in a few months, when things are better – financially.”  He really thought after that I would even CONSIDER working for him again, after that?  Oh yeah, forgot to tell you he’s an attorney —- so I guess that explains it!!

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      • Carol Orsborn Carol Orsborn says

        Did I mention that when I asked my boss point blank if when she told me she was letting me go she was firing me?  She said:  No, it’s just a reduction of hours.  !!!

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  2. Generic Image Matu says

    Very nice indeed. I am unemployed since November 2008 after 12 years of working for a credit card company. My unit was outsourced and we were laid off.

    I could not and I cannot cry.  I am learning excel (free on line). I am looking for a job.

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