Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?’ she asks.
’135,’ I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asks, ‘Your height?’ ’5 feet 4″,’ I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5’2″.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
‘Of course it’s high!’ I scream, ‘When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!’
She put me on Prozac. What a witch.
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Agreed. I never thought I was vain until I had a mastectomy at age 39. I was devastated and told the doc I wanted to wake up with implants. Now at age 60, I am lopsided and wondering if I was just avoiding the inevitable. You get what you get and you
Sounds very interesting.
Spike, you are awesome! Love your perspective, thanks for sharing.
Too much cheesecake? That was way too funny.
Now that was funny!!!!Hahaha! I should post that on My laugh of the Day!!!
It really ticked me…glad you got a laugh, too!
You know, this was so familiar to my ‘weigh ins’ at the doc’s office. I got quite a familiar feeling and laugh!
I did have a chocolate chip cookie today, MG. How do they disappear so fast!! Gulp
Good one!!
ha ha ha
Love it! Thanks for sharing. I’m going to try this at my next one.