Health Information for women (could work for men too
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you
out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost
immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to
live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who
wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur,
table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to
sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,
and Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think
you can sing.
* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as
many women as you feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz…………..
ReginaLove, that is SO great to hear! As for soy, it may help with menopause symptoms -- it it controversial. The best way to use soy is in the form of whole fermented soy foods (miso, tempeh, tamari and natto). Non-fermented soy foods such as soy mi
Agreed. I never thought I was vain until I had a mastectomy at age 39. I was devastated and told the doc I wanted to wake up with implants. Now at age 60, I am lopsided and wondering if I was just avoiding the inevitable. You get what you get and you
Sounds very interesting.
Spike, you are awesome! Love your perspective, thanks for sharing.
EC, Thanks for the suggestion, my kind of woman!
)…TRACK
I don’t suffer from any of that stuff, but I sure appreciate that information!
I don’t suffer from it either Alicia. That’s because i take 2-3 glasses a night as preventive medicine~!
With all the antioxidents in wine……………its practically health food~!
And as far as my 2-3 glasses each day…………strictly medicinal, of course. HAHA
DL, Health food, yes! l.o.l…TRACK
And if you add some cheese, then you get calcium too~!
And dont forget the dark chocolate for those extra antioxidents………
Dallas Lady, I totally agree! If you have cheese, dark chocolate and a good cab what else do we need:)
Please read:
http://wellness.blogs.time.com/2010/08/19/italian-kids-who-drink-with-meals-are-less-likely-to-grow-up-as-binge-drinkers/d:
FUNNEEEE! Keep them coming. Thanks for the laughs!
Especially relate to your ‘warnings’ very true and funny!! As some recovering alchoholics say — Just because you’re a drunk doesn’t mean you’re an alcoholic!!!
I guess ‘defining’ each would be a matter of personal choice???
EC, Find this “ Cabernet Sauvignon”, never had it before but will tonite!
)…TRACK
EC< I like it, I like it!!! Thanks for another choice…cheers! (in a low, lady like tone), party over here, hahaha…TRACK
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EC, Now I have another choice, thank you…cheers!
)…TRACK
Now, do not overdose, Track. Cheers!
“The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.”
What? It’s not an illusion! I am all that!
I never had an “identity” problem. After my 40′s, I became confident and self-assured and know who I am and stand for. I may not be the best writer in the world, but my beliefs and traditions remain unshaken. Looking forward to mid-Sept. when we make our wine.