My Five New Boyfriends

May 2, 2012 at 8:53 pm in Healthy Living by Beverly Mahone Media Coach

In the past several years since menopause came knocking at my door, I have all of a sudden become attractive to men who wouldn’t have given me the time of day 20 years ago.  Now I spend time with them practically every day!

As soon as I wake up, I need WILL power to get me out of bed.  Then JOHN comes calling.  After a strenuous workout at the gym, CHARLIE horse shows up and when he’s around he takes a lot of my time and attention.  When he leaves, ARTHUR-itis comes around.  He’s a party animal.  He likes to move from joint to joint.  Then after a busy day, I lie down and take a restful nap with my good friend, BEN gay.

Life has suddenly gotten very interesting at middle age!


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