If this doesn’t make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired!
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line Between any two points in his body.
The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top
Of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and
Walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be
Measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked
Out with $96,000.
The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who,
When asked where he would like to be measured replied, ‘From the tip of My weenie to my testicles.’
It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider;
Explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received.
But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him
Providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to ‘drop ‘em,’
Which he did.
The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief’s
Weenie and began to work back.
‘Dear Lord!’ he suddenly exclaimed, ‘Where are your testicles?’
The old Chief calmly replied, ‘ Vietnam .’
The toughest part for me, as an adult who has put my difficult childhood behind me, is dealing with family members who are in denial about anything being amiss about how we were raised and the impact this has had on our on-going relationships.
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ReginaLove, that is SO great to hear! As for soy, it may help with menopause symptoms -- it it controversial. The best way to use soy is in the form of whole fermented soy foods (miso, tempeh, tamari and natto). Non-fermented soy foods such as soy mi
Agreed. I never thought I was vain until I had a mastectomy at age 39. I was devastated and told the doc I wanted to wake up with implants. Now at age 60, I am lopsided and wondering if I was just avoiding the inevitable. You get what you get and you
Sounds very interesting.
SAD, BUT FUNNY!! HA! HA! HA! N HE DESERVED VERY PENNY
Lol glad you like it
LOL cute!