I came across a blog the other day started by a lady who posts all her husband’s sleep talking. If you are feeling down you HAVE to read these.
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
Here are a few;
Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling
I’m not putting on weight your eyes are fat
Your mum’s at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep
I’m telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination
Please just walk away. I don’t want to have to stand here and say something so awesome that I’ll have to remember it the rest of the day. Thank you



Don’t… Don’t put the noodles and the dumplings together in the boat. They’ll fight! The noodles are bullies. Poor dumplings.”
My vision of hell is a lentil casserole.
Love it…at least he gets to say what he wants when he is asleep…..
SO funny ! Thanks