My daughter who is pregnant, had to go buy some new bras recently as her very modest attributes seem to be taking on an identity of their own.
She had her 4 year old daughter with her and so after making a few selections asked if she could try them on.
They were in the changing room and at first my grand-daughter was pretty occupied with making faces at herself in the mirror, but then she noticed her mom had taken off her bra and was readying to try on a new one.
“MUMMY, YOUR BOOBIES ARE GINORMOUS”
My daughter said she could hear people in the store snickering and thought, oh great, now they’re all gonna stare at my chest when we get out of here.
Any good ones you care to share for our Monday morning chuckle?
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Agreed. I never thought I was vain until I had a mastectomy at age 39. I was devastated and told the doc I wanted to wake up with implants. Now at age 60, I am lopsided and wondering if I was just avoiding the inevitable. You get what you get and you
Sounds very interesting.
Yeah, kids…so precious. When my daughter was around the same age, she was in a dressing room with me while I was trying on bathing suits. At the top of her lungs, she announced to the entire store (because I could hear all of them out there laughing):
“Wow Mommy, you have a big butt!”
Yep, they’re precious…
and they seem to have such a knack of zeroing in on your insecurities!
If you weren’t insecure before, it’s just a matter of time with these miniature critics around. Gotta love ‘em!
Until then, it really hadn’t occured to me that I had a huge ass!
I remember my four year old “busted” her daddy one day she said out loud…..” Daddy I see where you are looking” He looked surprised as she walked over to me and touched my behind and he turned “colors” of embarrassment , he later confessed he had been ‘busted” and we laughed , but decide we had better be ware of this one (LOL)
Had my two grandsons in the bathroom with me while I was putting my make-up on They were 6 and 4 at the time Mind you the one who was 6 is the skinny one one and he was sitting on the edge of the tub his name is Travis The 4 yr old has always been my hunk of chunk and his name is Beau.
Travis ask “Grandma, Why do you wear make-up?” Beau jumps up and says “Stupid”,,,,,, grandpa already told us. So she don’t scare the hell out of everyone”
They are now 15 and 17 my how time flies..
yOU LADIES ARE GOOD THIS MORNING!
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Holding my hand while walking up the stairs behind a good friend of mine, my 3-year-old daughter said, “Mommy, that’s the biggest pair of white pants I’ve ever seen!”