If God were a woman, semen would taste like chocolate.
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February 11, 2010
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Agreed. I never thought I was vain until I had a mastectomy at age 39. I was devastated and told the doc I wanted to wake up with implants. Now at age 60, I am lopsided and wondering if I was just avoiding the inevitable. You get what you get and you
Sounds very interesting.
Spike, you are awesome! Love your perspective, thanks for sharing.
All I can do is laugh!
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that is hilarious!!
I do believe that”GOD”is a woman,
But when SHE created semen it was meant as a fertilizer
Not as an appetizer!!
ROFL……..at all 3 lines….
Too funny~!
Your response is brilliant.
Fabulous answer…just what we can expect from you!
I told that joke to a psychiatrist I was dating years ago, and he had the best come back ever:
“Well, Dallas Lady, I think that proves that God is a woman. If God were a man, you bet he’d make it taste like chocolate!”
Food for thought!!!!! lol
Dallas, because of you i will never be able to eat chocolate again without either laughing or looking to see if anybody is thinking about your joke (LOL)