IM going to try to post a joke a day just to bring a smile to any of you ladies who need it !! Please let me know if you enjoy them. here is my first one!!l
The Pastor’s Ass
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> One day in America the pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
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> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
> that he entered it in the race
> again, and it won again.
>
> The local paper read:
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> PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
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> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> publicity that he ordered
> the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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> The next day, the local paper headline read:
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> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he
> ordered the pastor to get
> rid of the donkey.
>
>
> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> nearby convent.
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> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> the following headline
> the next day:
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> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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> The bishop fainted.
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> He informed the nun that she would have to
> get rid of the donkey, so
> she sold it to a farmer for $10.
>
>
> The next day the paper read:
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> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
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> This was too much for the bishop, so he
> ordered the nun to buy back the
> donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
> wild.
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> The next day the headlines read:
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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> The bishop was buried the next day.
>
>
> The moral of the story is . . . being
> concerned about public opinion can ruin your life
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> So be yourself and enjoy life.
>
>
> Stop worrying about everyone else’s ass and
> you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!
> Have a nice day!
>
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Sounds very interesting.
Thank you 4 bringing a smile 2 my face. I had heard this joke b4 but, I feel with all that is going on in our world as we know it, anytime our load/burden can be lightened, it’s a blessing. I admire and thank you 4 reaching out 2 others with daily humor, it certainly couldn’t hurt. May GOD continue to bring joy and laughter 2 others through you and your humor. Laughter beats sorrow any day!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks 4 sharing
Love it! Am looking forward to the next one.
anir
Great one! Can you top it?
Thanks ladies glad i made you smile. i will post another tomorrow . it might top todays !!!!
Thanks, for the laugh, it is great to make others laugh or smile, can’t help bring sunshine to you!
Good one LOL thanks for sharing–car54