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I am an author, film maker, reporter, comedian, but mostly I'm a Goddess! I have two children, 17, and 25. For the most part they drive me insane but I love them anyway. Besides, I missed my opportunity of throwing them out with the bath water a long long time ago.

I've been married for 32 years, yes to the same man! He is always the butt of my jokes but he loves me in spite of it. Why he puts up with me is beyond me, so, whatever!

I have a new book

You can follow this link below to take you to my book website where you can find out more about what I've written so far.

http://www.jacquelinebrown.synthasite.com

You can read an excerpt from my award winning debut novel, "Dancing With the Devil" and see what else I'm up to.

It's a compelling tale about the collateral damage incurred while raising a child addicted to drugs.

NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE AND NOOK. PAPERBACK JUNE 2011 "Recovery's A Bitch"...as if menopause alone wasn't bad enough) is sometimes funny, and sometimes not. It's about searching for the recoverable parts of your brain and your life after dealing with addiction. To see what it's all about check out this link: http://www.jacquelinebrown.synthasite.com

My crazy side just published a very naughty book to get the bored out of the bedroom. It's deliciously bad, bad, bad.

Here's the link. Buy the book-I need the money.

http://www.amazon.com/Bored-Room-Bedroom-ebook

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How did you get to where you are now?

Basically I've arrived at where I am now because I've never lost my ability to laugh out loud during the worst of times.

How do you see yourself differently now than you did 10 years ago?

Back in my 40's I was dealing with a situation that nearly killed me. Instead of dying I wrote about the trials and tribulations of my survival. The end result became my first novel called:

"Dancing With The Devil" by Jacqueline Brown

, which is now in the top 100 e-books on Kindle

It is available at all on line retailers. If you've ever dealt with addiction this book will certainly hit home. It's about tying a knot at the end of a rope and holding on for dear life.

The Sequel "Recovery's A Bitch...as if menopause alone wasn't bad enough!" is also in the top 100 e-books on Kindle.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

First of all I will still have my beautiful dark hair because grey is not an option for me. Secondly, I will have several more novels under my belt and will make enough money so that my husband can finally relax. Thirdly, I will probably have grandchildren by then and I will enjoy them with my children.

a postcard to my younger self

Hey Girl,

You made it! You kick ass! You Rock! You've crossed the line where you can do anything you want. Go for everything. Opportunity is knocking every day...go open the fricken door!

my role models

My mother because she gives me strength.

And Erma Bombeck, my angel mentor.

God Erma, I hope they have books in Heaven!

my posts

Menopause has a whole new face.

Posted in books & entertainment, love & sex on May 16, 2012

After watching the movie Julie & Julia last year, I decided to honor my mentor Erma Bombeck. Over the past year I have looked at life through the lens of menopause and…

Valentine’s Day Gifts…

Posted in love & sex on February 14, 2012

Valentine's Day gifts are always tricky. Just ask the hubby. He tries. He really does. read more »

Size Matters…

Posted in home & garden, JBWriterGirl, other topics on August 29, 2011

Other than my clothes always having to compensate for said ‘grande’ boobs so those designer tops don’t make me look like I’m in a constant state of pregnancy, the biggest problem I’ve encountered is, I always seem to have a bruise on the inside of my upper right arm, which I firmly believe, is caused by brushing my teeth twice a day without a bra on.read more »

Exercise is…

Posted in health & fitness, JBWriterGirl on August 15, 2011

…sometimes like corporal punishment. We brutalize our poor little muscles mercilessly in hopes they’ll shape up as fast as possible. We stress and strain them, often times beyond their capacity, and then wonder why they seek revenge the day after or the day after that.read more »

SIZE MATTERS…

Posted in family & relationships, love & sex on August 05, 2011

My size issue is my ‘Large Canadian Breasts’!read more »

my comments

Response to: Julie and Romeo Turn 60 and Have Hot Sex! Book Review

Comment posted on May 16, 2012 at 8:09 am:
"Morning. I used to always be on this site but took some time off. I'm making my way back slowly but surely. I have a new book coming out in June about Menopause called "Bitch Please". Once you read it you'll never look at menopause the same. It's in ..." (read comment)

Response to: Things Every Woman Should Know and Do by Age 50

Comment posted on May 16, 2012 at 6:30 am:
"Morning Watermusic. Long time no see. Been busy. I say throw out everything you don't need, want, use, love. Try something new, something that scares you. Start to see yourself in a whole new light. Become what you dreamed of becoming. Stop be..." (read comment)

Response to: Budgeting Your Energy In Menopause

Comment posted on February 18, 2012 at 10:16 am:
""Imagine your negative thoughts as bubbles floating by"! If only they would just pass by. My body say's, No way jose! My 50-something-year-old gastro system loves to cause a scene wherever or whenever! Therefore, one could say, my menopausal bo..." (read comment)

Response to: Viagra

Comment posted on November 4, 2011 at 8:04 am:
"Personally, the first thing I would have looked for was whether or not he was wearing a wrist brace!..." (read comment)

Response to: Exercise is...

Comment posted on August 16, 2011 at 8:43 am:
"All I can say is 'yes, my butt speaks for itself'!..." (read comment)